Thursday, November 11, 2010

Doom review

MFDOOM Featuring Big Benn Klingon Expektoration...Live

If you don't like this album, lyricism is probably two syllables too long a word for you. You're probably still reading at primary school level. Maybe you should try and find yourself a 23rd chromosome before you try to decipher the messages in this music, because Doom isn't going to read slower just because your mummy was drunk while you were in the womb. I'm sorry. I guess word play just isn't for you. Here, go and play with this rubber bone instead. Your not missing anything special anyway. It's just a compilation of work from one of the greatest writers of our generation. That's nothing. You can paint a mountain with your foot!. So what if you can't appreciate metaphorical music? At least you get good parking. What's that? You don't know what Doom was talking about on 'MY Favourite Ladies?' Awww, that's cute. You're special. Now can u please stop biting the table and go and press the big triangle button on my music machine? Thanks. No, wait, that's the microwave.

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